La nuit, tous les chats sont gris…

Posted on September 4th, 2004 · Filed under old posts · No Comments

Below-mentioned sun­set, putting me in a won­der­ful peak of hap­pi­ness, of course sparked off a series of events that, though quite small, still strike me as beau­ti­fully wild:

At the tail end, where sil­ver unwinds its steel-strands and weaves a soft shadow, I grew very hun­gry. You may won­der at this, or even find it a lit­tle humor­ous, but I found it quite appro­pri­ate » awak­en­ing of the senses, as the say. So I went in to make a lit­tle din­ner, and as I sat to eat, the most strange keen­ing and howl­ing com­menced beneath my kitchen win­dow. I just had to run out and inves­ti­gate, all things considered…

I found a face-off, of the ancient and hon­or­able kind, between 2 neigh­bor­hood cats, one black as sin and the other a uni­form, lush grey. They were both crouched, pounce-style, heads low to the ground, tails flick­ing in dan­ger­ous, mea­sured strokes. The ten­sion reminded me in all ways of the pal­pa­ble con­cen­tra­tion that clouds a room of chess play­ers at a tour­na­ment, where you walk into a near-stifling fog that affects you pro­foundly because of its hor­rid con­tra­dic­tions: an iron-discipline of silence over the seething pas­sions of com­pe­ti­tion, or, in equal terms, the rigid­ity of tac­ti­cal com­pu­ta­tion over­lay­ing an aggres­sion that is not quite as sym­bolic as the chess-players might have you believe. This stand-off was the same, a viciously men­tal mea­sure­ment, where every motion is assessed and one false or weak tremor and the world explodes in a fury of teeth, claws, and blood­cur­dling screeches.

To make it even more dis­turb­ing, the grey cat was mak­ing this most alien, ter­ri­fy­ing, high-pitched sound, like a monot­one air-raid siren or your aver­age nuclear-reactor over­load sound; it made what­ever hair my simian fore­bears have left on me stand on end. The poor black cat was suf­fer­ing the same…

My pres­ence, though, seemed to destroy the equi­lib­rium, or at least break up the event due to some social blun­der on my part– I did get the impres­sion this event was not meant for human eyes, but they had gone a bit too far to just break away like noth­ing had hap­pened. The black cat, creep­ing away first, began to pay atten­tion to me– of course it was a cover– and fol­lowed me back into my apart­ment. I let the crea­ture have the run of the place, and watched it inves­ti­gate every cor­ner and every fix­ture, eat some bread from my hand, and then politely ask to be let out again.

Now I know you all know that cats are alien species– and I am encour­aged in this belief by the fact that so many through­out his­tory have remarked on this fact. I do not claim to know what pur­pose they are here for– per­haps, were I to guess, it would be spy­ing, or maybe they’re more like the mice in Hitchik­ers Guide to the Galaxy and they actu­ally run the place. But I have now been priv­iledged to wit­ness a small slice of what is prob­a­bly a vast and com­plex world of pro­to­cols and cus­toms; and it was sur­pris­ing how sim­i­lar our own moments of con­flict are to the cats– I guess we must have learned it from them.

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